There's some truth in it...! But don't take it too serious... :-)
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mami y Papi.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we §/8)"§ up...but that s*** was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s*** so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "Honey i'm home!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Hey, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s*** to the person who talks s*** about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*** out!!
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost if ur a true friend then pass it on 10 of your friends...... (blahblah)
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