if Daisy could talk...

...she would probably call her mom and tell her something like this:

Today my owner did some very weird! Not only that she took this loud monster that absorbs everything lying on the floor (I always run away before it can absorb me!), no, she also took something to make the floor very wet! If that wasn't enough, the wet stuff was so stinky it hurt my nose... That owner is really strange! Why does she do so? Do you think it is 'cause I had diarrhea the last couple days? Ahem, but if that tang doesn't go away, I will probably throw up and then she can see what she has from it! tsetse.